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Go directly to jail: 7 hilarious mugshot stories

Booking photos can be a permanent reminder of a terrible decision. In these seven cases, we’re not just referring to the crime

By PoliceOne Staff

Booking photos can be a permanent reminder of a terrible decision. In these seven cases, we’re not just referring to the crime.

From shirts that fit the occasion just right to hairdos that should’ve been hair don’ts, here are seven criminals whose mugshots will undoubtedly go down in history. Click on the links for the entire stories and full photos, and add any that you think we missed in the comments.

7. Fla. man arrested wearing ‘Go Directly To Jail’ shirt

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Unfortunately, the station was all out of ‘Get out of jail free’ cards.

6. Ill. woman’s mugshot displays breast cancer ribbon hairdo

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To be fair, this woman was busted in October, also known as Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Serving a home confinement sentence for driving with a suspended license, she definitely wouldn’t have been able to maintain her hairdo inside the big house.

5. Calif. arrestee’s ‘handsome’ mug shot goes viral

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After attracting more than 33,000 “likes” on social media, this arrestee’s mugshot made him (temporarily) famous. Unfortunately, the lens that caught his good side happened to be a jail camera.

4. Football fan with unique tattoo jailed on drug charge

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Wonder what prison ink he’ll go for?

3. Man accused of murder seeks to hide ‘murder’ neck tattoo before trial

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This guy faces murder charges for a 2011 killing. Enough said.

2. Maine man takes mugshot wearing previous mugshot

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A man who served a 48-hour sentence for drunken driving wore something special for his jail booking photo: a T-shirt featuring his previous mug shot. Meta.

1. Woman wearing ‘I Love Crystal Meth’ shirt arrested for meth

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There’s nothing quite like job security, or when irony comes together so perfectly.